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Venison “Meatball” Sliders

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Venison 'meatball' (testicle) slider.

Recipe and photo by Jenny Nguyen-Wheatley

I had an unsuccessful rifle season last year, so I decided to attempt deer hunting with a muzzleloader in December. I am a self-proclaimed “meat hunter,” so a season choice tag gives me “the best bang for my buck” — except that I wasn’t looking for a buck. It turned out that I got one anyway.

As I turned “her” over, I realized that she was a “he.” It was the first time I had ever shot a male deer, and recalling an Instagram post that I had seen about a deer testicle sandwich earlier that week, I became inspired. My husband winced as he watched me take more of that deer home than he would’ve.

If you enjoy rocky mountain oysters, or I guess “prairie oysters” in these parts, then you’ll enjoy deer testicles — the taste is similar. The deer was young, so sliders, and not a whole sandwich, was the way to go. For those who haven’t tried this odd delicacy, the flavor is mild, like minced chicken breast, and the texture is soft and light.

Makes: 2 sliders
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cooking Time: 15 minutes
Ingredients:
• 2 deer testicles
• 2 to 4 tablespoons of Italian-style
seasoned bread crumbs
• 2 to 4 tablespoons of marinara sauce
• Shredded mozzarella cheese, to taste
• 2 King’s Hawaiian Sweet Rolls, split open
• 2 teaspoons of olive oil
• Red pepper flakes, to taste

1. With a sharp knife, cut through the tough outer membrane of each testicle. Carefully peel away the soft interior. I don’t know what it’s like on older deer, but these were extremely delicate, and a tad tricky to peel away from the membranes. I used the edge of my knife to gently scrape them out.

2. Place each testicle between two sheets of plastic wrap and gently flatten them.

3. Spread out half the breadcrumbs onto a plate, lay the testicles on top and pour the rest of the breadcrumbs on top to coat.

4. Heat olive oil in a pan. When it begins to shimmer, fry the coated deer testicles in the pan until golden on both sides. It will firm up as it cooks.

5. Line a small baking sheet with foil. Assemble the bottom halves of each roll with a fried testicle, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce and red pepper flakes. Leave the tops of the rolls off, crust-side facing up. Broil until cheese melts and bread becomes toasty. Enjoy and try not to burn your tongue.  

About Jenny Nguyen-Wheatley

NEBRASKAland Associate Editor Jenny Nguyen-Wheatley was born in Nha Trang, Vietnam, and moved to the United States with her parents in 1992. She graduated from Bolsa Grande High School in Garden Grove, California, in 2008 and completed her bachelor’s degree at UCLA in 2012. Wheatley was editor-in-chief for her high school newspaper and continued to write in college, freelancing for various publications, the Tiger Woods Foundation and writing for her blog FoodForHunters.com. After graduating college, she moved to Nebraska in early 2013 to join the Commission as Regional Editor at NEBRASKAland Magazine. She then became associate editor in 2015. Wheatley enjoys hiking, camping, horseback riding, hunting, fishing and wild game cooking.