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The Worst Excuses For Not Wearing A Life Jacket

It bothers me to no end that people have such cavalier excuses regarding why they don’t want to wear life jackets on the water in a boat.

In my 40 years at the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission I have seen my share of boating tragedies. I have seen the victims of boating fatalities who were not wearing their life jackets.

You never, ever forget them.

Often the victims of those fatalities died right in front of close family members and good friends who couldn’t do anything to help because the calamity happened so fast, in seconds.

It’s very sad, actually. Nobody plans on having a boating accident, let alone a fatality.

Just last year in Nebraska, all the boating-related fatalities had one thing in common – the person who drowned was not wearing their life jacket!

Annually in the U.S. the leading cause of death with recreational boating has been drowning, and more than 80 percent of those victims were not wearing life jackets.

Unbelievable.

We at the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission powerfully urge that you wear a life jacket when recreating on the water. The law states that every vessel, except sailboards, must carry one  U.S. Coast Guard approved Type I, II, III or V flotation device of suitable size  for each person on board; except that no child age 12 or under is allowed aboard any vessel when not wearing a life preserver or jacket of suitable size, except when waterfowl hunting in an anchored boat.

A life jacket-clad youth, Joey Aguilar, fishes from a pontoon boat at Kuester Lake near Grand Island, NE. Photo by Greg Wagner/Nebraska Game and Parks Commission.

Jeff Clauson, Nebraska’s Boating Law Administrator and Chief Boating Enforcement Officer, says boating responsibly and properly wearing a life jacket can help keep you and your loved ones stay safe while still enjoying a great day on the water.

Wearing a life jacket, a youth paddles the waters of the White River near Fort Robinson State Park, Crawford, NE. Photo courtesy of Justin Haag/NEBRASKAland Magazine/Nebraska Game and Parks Commission.

Over the years, Clauson has retrieved people from the water for different reasons, but when it comes to boating accidents, there is one common denominator he’s seen that separates what might have been a rescue from a recovery – a life jacket.

“When a person drowns in a boating accident, it’s most likely because they were not wearing their life jacket when they fell overboard or were ejected from a boat,” Clauson emphasizes.

Interestingly, here are some of the main excuses our Nebraska conservation and boating enforcement officers hear when it comes to why people (and their pets) do not duly wear life jackets on a vessel.

“I have life jackets on board, we’ll each just grab one if we tip over.” And you have seat belts in your vehicle, but you still put them on as soon as you get in, right? Having life jackets on board your boat is not enough. Accidents happen way too fast to find and put on a stowed life jacket. With a capsize, add wave action or a river current, floating objects everywhere and disorientation, and it is virtually impossible to locate, grab and put on a life jacket in the water.

Here put on this jacket, it’ll work fine.” A correctly sized life jacket in good and serviceable (fully functioning) condition will keep your head above water. Too big, and the life jacket will ride up around your face. Too small, it will not be able to keep your body afloat. Life jackets made for adults will not work for children and vice versa.

“I’m a strong swimmer and have no problem in deep water.” Really? The overwhelming majority of people who die in triathlons die while swimming. These are among the more fit people in the world! So, the point here is that even a strong swimmer needs to rightly wear a life jacket. During a boating mishap, clothing can become heavy or waterlogged in the water. Additionally, there is the possibility of getting injured in the mishap rendering yourself incapable of swimming; say after you hit your head. Properly designed life jackets keep the wearer’s head above water, even when they’re unconscious.

“It’s too hot, it ruins my tan and doesn’t look cool.” Old-fashioned, large, awkward orange or plaid life jackets have been replaced with new styles and colors that are U.S. Coast Guard approved, like inflatable life jackets that may resemble a pair of suspenders or a belt pack. These are much cooler in the warmer weather and won’t impact your tan much. Scott Eveland, Boating Enforcement Officer for the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission, says unfortunately, when people think of life jackets, they often think of the bulky orange “horse-collar” style they were forced to wear as children and that scarred them for life.  Eveland stresses: “Step up and spend a bit more money than the minimum to get a comfortable life jacket you’ll actually wear!”

“It’s cumbersome and it gets in the way, especially while I am fishing.” There are U.S. Coast Guard-approved life jacket styles available for any recreational water activity – fishing, water sports, hunting, paddling and more. Make certain you know the types of life jackets or Personal Flotation Devices (PFDs) and their intended uses and the buoyancy they provide.

“I have been boating for years, I know how to be safe, not a dang thing is going to happen to me.” Look, I have been living in the world for years and never needed a police officer. Face it, boating incidents and accidents happen when you least expect them to happen. Boating is a fun and enjoyable activity, but when life jackets are not used or worn appropriately by people on the water, consequences can be grim, if not devastating.

Hey, no big deal, we’re not that far from shore. It doesn’t take much water to drown, particularly if you are injured or unconscious. Just because you are relatively close to the shoreline doesn’t mean you’ll have the ability to make it there in the event of a boating accident. In fact, one-half of all recreational boating fatalities occur in calm water. These fatalities occur near the shore and are caused by drowning. Also, in most cases, life jackets were on board the vessels, but not worn.

“I don’t need a life jacket on that thing.” Know that kayaks, canoes, stand up paddle boards, inner tubes, fishing float tubes, inflatable rafts, stock tanks, paddle boats, water bikes, etc. are all subject to boating laws and regulations which include life jacket requirements. A vessel on Nebraska waters is described as a watercraft, other than a seaplane, that is capable of being used as a means of transportation on water. A stand up paddle boarder once asked to me: Who likes wearing a life jacket? My reply was: A survivor, that’s who!

“My dog doesn’t need a “doggie” life jacket, all dogs can swim.” It is a common misconception that all dogs can swim. While most canines may make it a short distance in the water, some breeds absolutely cannot. Dogs need a life jacket when swimming in swift currents, large waves, deep water, or big bodies of water where they may get tired easily. It is advisable for all dogs to wear life jackets when boating. And, dog life jackets come with leash attachments and safety grab handles that help if there is ever a “dog overboard” situation. By the way, there are even life jackets for cats and other pets.

In the waters of Kuester Lake near Grand Island, NE, Bogart the bulldog sports his U.S. Coast Guard approved life jacket for a dog of his size and stature. Photo by Greg Wagner/Nebraska Game and Parks Commission.

For more information about boating safely and legally on Nebraska waters, go here.

With life jacket secured, Gina Siminek paddles the waters of the Middle Loup River near Halsey, NE during a past Becoming An Outdoorswoman kayaking event. Photo courtesy of Julie Geiser/NEBRASKAland Magazine/Nebraska Game and Parks Commission

Safe boating! GW

On the backwaters of the Missouri River while bowfishng, your blogger displays a silver carp he shot from a boat, but note that his inflatable life jacket is buckled and cinched. Photo courtesy of Zac Hickle of Elkhorn, NE.

About greg wagner

A native of Gretna, NE, a graduate of Gretna High School and Bellevue University, Greg Wagner currently serves as the Public Information Officer and Manager for the Nebraska Game and Parks Commission's Service Center in Omaha. On a weekly basis, Wagner can be heard on a number of radio stations, seen on local television in Omaha, and on social media channels, creatively conveying natural resource conservation messages as well as promoting outdoor activities and destinations in Nebraska. Wagner, whose career at Game and Parks began in 1979, walks, talks, lives, breathes and blogs about Nebraska’s outdoors. He grew up in rural Gretna, building forts in the woods, hunting, fishing, collecting leaves, and generally thriving on constant outdoor activity. One of the primary goals of his blog is to get people, especially young ones, to have fun and spend time outside!

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